Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Food for thought and a smile...


O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.

Amercrombie's Law : No good deed ever goes unpunished.

Shrimpelheimer's Version : Virtue is its own punishment.

Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Handy Guide to Modern Science: If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology; if it stinks, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics; if there's a mushroom cloud over it, run like hell.

Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Perry's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Rabbet's Law: When the going gets tough the tough -- all leave.

Glyme's Formula for Success: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Cole's Law = shredded cabbage.

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